Time for more entertaining and side-tickling blog musings! No, not really. It's Christmas Eve, I shouldn't even be writing this. I should be with my family, doing...stuff. OK, the holidays with the family is not exactly the most exciting time of the year. But I'm not going to open that rotten nut. This is not going to be some emo blog where I bitch and moan about my life.

Turns out I missed some awesome pre-Xmas eve party (this does not count as bitching and moaning - just a minor complaint). Hailey's acquaintance, Maxine, was making out with people left and right, with even some biting involved. Crazy or kinky stuff doesn't normally float my boat but that might've been fun to see. Supposedly, some girl-on-girl was involved. But Hailey was still on her hypochondriac bender, so neither of us went.

I hate to say it, but the ol' ball 'n' chain might've been right. (I meant that in a warm, loving way, Hailey.) Several people who were at that party aren't feeling well now. Probably caught it from Maxine. Note to self: do not make out with sick people.

My obligatory Bugles reference.





















Now that is class.