Greetings, intrepid explorers

**Tap tap**
Hello? Is this thing on?
Lol :)


Whoa, we better slow down. Can't have that much humor this fast. Don't want to overload my readers, all three of you.
Also, I promise that is the last "lol" and the last emocon you'll ever see in this blog. We English majors are above that sort of thing. We represent ourselves with words, not abbreviations or cutesy symbols made from punctuation marks. I admit, that sounds a bit pompous. But that's the way we are - we cling to our words and we get too much pleasure from corny jokes. ("English majors are novel lovers." Woo hoo!)

So, what's the purpose of this blog, you may be wondering?
I actually shrugged when I typed that. Took me a moment to realize that I needed to actually type my answer and not count on you somehow magically knowing that I shrugged. The answer is, I don't have any real purpose for this blog. I considered adding "- yet" at the end of that sentence, but that would imply that I'll eventually have a reason for all of this. I don't now and I might not ever. Just think of me like Seinfeld, except that I won't be yelling at you all the time or sliding through the door and into your room. Especially if you have carpet.
I suppose something may eventually come to me. But I won't worry about that at the moment. For now, I'll just end this with my introduction. Name's Casey and I'm a sophomore and, you guessed it, English major. I have a girlfriend, Hailey, a sophomore Bio major. She's fantastic but my first love will always be my Bugles.

Mmmmm...Bugles.